Answers to the Holtby Trader Vernacular Quiz
- Up the apples and pears up the stairs
 - Would you Adam and Eve it? believe it
 - Pass the Army gravy
 - What knobbly biscuits! knees
 - Take a butcher’s at this a look
 - You’re talking cobblers balls
 - Use your crust head
 - Stick that up your Khyber (pass)
 - What beautiful minces eyes
 - Don’t rabbit on so talk
 - I can smell raspberry (tart)
 - Scarpa! The police are coming go!
 - The trouble and strife is out wife
 - I’ve had my Barnet cut hair
 - I’m ironing my Uncle Bert shirt
 - She has a lovely pair of bacons legs
 - Hand over the bees money
 - We had a bull and cow about it row
 - Pooh, it pens a bit in here stinks
 - I live near my baker’s dozen cousin
 - She’s a bit daffy silly
 
Tie break: Why Bow Bells?
Cockneys are born within the range of their sound.
